Like most of you, my eyes were opened by Sharknado. If a tornado could hurl sharks about the countryside combining the worst of weather and fish, anything was possible. I prepared for a sharkphoon, sharknino, and even a sharkquake. What I didn’t prepare for was …

Sharknado 2: The Second One:

That’s right, the people who watched Jaws and Twister, and then saw a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup commercial, are at it again! Ian Ziering from Beverly Hills, 90210-my-God-that’s-a-flying-shark is back for more shark killing action along with Tara Reid and, if there’s any justice in the universe, Lew Zealand, the world’s greatest (only?) boomerang fish thrower.

The coolest bit, however, is that the producers are giving back to the sharks by donating to shark conservation at the University of Miami. If that’s not enough to get you watching, just remember, it’s an hour and a half where not only do you not have to think, even trying could actually hurt you.

I just hope Sharknado 3 is in 3D.