The Toronto Zoo is having a contest to name its new baby polar bear. Here are my entries, based on my initial responses to seeing the above photo (from the zoo’s Facebook page):

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  • *gasp*
  • eeeeeeeeeeee
  • Oh the fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy
  • TWEETING THIS TO EVERYONE Q. Bear

You can probably do better than that, though (and better than the ones suggested so far on Facebook, except for “Roland” which is pretty great). Percival, maybe? I think he looks like a Percival.

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