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Ah, the 21st century American lumberjack—not to be confused with his predecessor. Although they look quite similar (flannels, beards, unwashed hair), the lumberjack of olden days could chop down maybe one pine with hours of hairy manpower. The modern version can level four square meters of rainforest with just the snort of his nose.