Dis’ hip-hop duo thinks it’s ridonkulous not to ditch dairy and meat ‘cuz they be eatin’ “only ripe vegetables, fresh fruit, and whole wheat.” Whole foods, fo’ realz.

Grist relies on the support of generous readers like you. Donate today to keep our climate news free. All donations matched!

Apparently, the all-natural life prescribed in this song precludes drinking tap water but not smoking weed.

—————————————————————————————————————————————————–

Grist thanks its sponsors. Become one.

Like what you see? Sign up to receive The Grist List, our email roundup of pun-usual green news just like this, sent out every Friday.