Dis’ hip-hop duo thinks it’s ridonkulous not to ditch dairy and meat ‘cuz they be eatin’ “only ripe vegetables, fresh fruit, and whole wheat.” Whole foods, fo’ realz.

Apparently, the all-natural life prescribed in this song precludes drinking tap water but not smoking weed.

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