Kids have a right to know the possible scopes of their own demise. You don’t have to put a monkey on trial to figure it out: It’s either gonna be biblical plagues or global climate change. Thank goodness both make a snazzy diorama!
[UPDATE]: Leave it to The Onion to cover fake news that turns out to have more than just a pain of truth in it: Colorado is experiencing some scientific indigestion at the thought of including the “other side” of global warming science in classrooms. Oy!
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