Scarlett JohanssonScarlett Johansson is crying on the inside.Photo: Michael Bezjian / WireImageForget the kids. Celeb couple Ryan Reynolds and ScarJo should stay together for the whales. Or at least one — Luna, the orca that’s the subject of their new documentary. The creatively titled The Whale is supposed to be released in summer 2011, but with the couple’s recently announced split, whale-loving celeb junkies (all four of them) are wondering what’ll happen. The film is supposed to chronicle how frisky Luna lost track of his pod off of British Columbia and befriended humans, but will it meet the same fate as most celebrity marriages? (And does anyone care?) I hope you’re happy, Blake Lively. I’ll just be over here, shooting angry-eyes at my Gossip Girl calendar.

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