From the “please do not the fuck try this at home” files:

This sets off all our grandma impulses — for heaven’s sake, get down off of there! If you break your leg, don’t come running to me! What is this dillhole music you kids listen to these days? — but we have to admit, we don’t see people BASE jumping off oil derricks very often. While you gotta appreciate that these guys are inspired to get EXTREME!!! with alternative energy, we’re pretty sure dude-splatter qualifies as pollution.

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