Have we considered the possibility that rising global temperatures are less about greenhouse gases, more about the sun really, REALLY enjoying heatin' stuff up? USA Today has! Forget solar storms, what we should really be worried about is solar onanism.

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UPDATE: USA Today is so proud of this image that they put a nice high-quality version on their site! Enjoy.

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