Limbaugh: Heat index is a liberal government conspiracy
Heat wave? What heat wave? That’s just the government TELLING you it’s hot outside, for its own nefarious reasons.
You know the (evocative but false) parable about the frog and the boiling water? Rush is the frog standing in the pan, slowly dissolving into soup, wearing a lumberjack hat and yelling “BOY IT SURE IS COLD IN HERE.”