Climate change is messing up everything good

wine and chocolateYes, climate change is going to lead to ever more screwed-up weather, according to a new report from the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change. But that’s the least of it. More horrifying is climate’s ruination of all that is good and holy: chocolate, peanut butter, bacon, oysters, wine, beer, bourbon, even coffee. Kill us now.