Brazil discovers that oil drilling is not good for the environment.
Also, Congress is kicking renewable energy to the curb the way a mean person would a really cute puppy.
Like these. Oh, wait, don't buy those, they came from puppy mills.
People collectively put their fingers in their ears and go LA LA LA so as not to think about climate change.
The Loch Ness monster wants to participate in the London Olympics.
Geoengineering is cool and all, but it would be much cheaper to just not put carbon dioxide into the atmosphere to begin with than to try and suck it back out later.
You can make bikes out of wood.