Sure, today is Singles Awareness Day Valentine’s Day, but what about Valentine’s Night? Awww, yeah. This ain’t your grandmother’s tree-huggin’. Or is it

eco-sexy kitAnyway, I’m tickled (hee, hee!) to point you to this Eco-Sexy Kit from Babeland. Inside is a vibrator made from latex-free and phthalate-free material, a soy massage candle, natural lube, and a condom. And apparently it’s so hot (rawr!) that it’s out of stock now on the Babeland website.

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Check back with them soon, or check for similar kits at your local, uh, hot shop. Or make one yourself after reading up on the do’s and don’ts for loving a green — or anyone who doesn’t want those chemicals anywhere near their … ahem.

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