FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE — Bloomington, IN – August 3, 2005 — Dog Condoms, Inc. is announcing a voluntary recall of its Dog Condoms® canine prophylactics, due to an unacceptable failure rate reported during preliminary release in test markets. Use of these recalled condoms may result in unwanted canine pregnancies. Additionally, meat-scented Dog Condoms® may present a choking hazard, especially for smaller dogs.
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Update [2006-3-15 14:18:22 by David Roberts]: This is, of course, fake. Sigh.