Climate skeptic tries to throw cold water on global warming, gets all wet

From an article titled “Cold Water on ‘Global Warming’” (paraphrased):

My climate change prediction is that no one outside of our own inner circle of discredited charlatans and industry shills will want to sit around and watch The Great Global Warming Swindle reruns for three straight days, even if it is at the Times Square Marriott. Once my prediction comes true, I can blame it all on the liberal media.