In a depressing sort of way.
I’m depressed. But, “Blog something funny,” says my editor. So here goes.
We don’t know why (wink, wink) but there’s so little snow this winter that the infamous “they” are canceling snow sculpting contests and putting detours in sled dog races! Ho ho ho!
Rumor has it that the Asia-Pacific climate pact will not reduce emissions at all! Oh, my splitting sides!
There’s a possibility that organic produce has more pesticides than regular produce! Ah, you slay me!
Welp, the environment isn’t funny, so it’s a damn good thing Jack Handey is.