Watching Teddy Bear the porcupine chatter to himself while wearing a party hat, eating corn, and [probably not actually] drinking champagne is exactly what I imagine it’s like to live in Narnia.

Teddy also has a Twitter feed, so he obviously knows English, which means that if you can’t understand what he’s saying in this video you are clearly just being racist about his accent. Well, either that or he is really, really drunk. Can anyone tell whether there’s even any champagne left in that bottle?