A couple of weeks ago, we asked you for green knock-knock jokes. We got some creative replies, but we know there are more yuks to be had!

So we proudly present the new, improved Great Green Grist Joke-Off. Anything’s fair game now: guys walking into bars (ouch), priests changing light bulbs, organic chickens crossing the road. Or link to stuff you’ve seen: cartoons, gut-busting clips from the Daily Show, ridiculous headlines from your local paper. You name it, we’ll guffaw at it. Or at least cluck our tongues softly and shake our heads in wonder.

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So go on … show us the funny! Because if we can’t laugh, we’ll cry. And nobody wants to see that again.

 

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