Dear children of the ’80s,
Captain Planet, you say? Why, he’s our hero! (Wasn’t he gonna take pollution down to zero?)
Sadly, though, I must report that I then contacted the Warner folks (and their bros) and found out that this rumor is, in fact, "untrue."
I know, I know. I too am crushed. But before you get your superhero-tights in a bunch, consider this: perhaps by our powers combined we could petition them to reconsider?