1. That’s why she hated Skinner

    Scully wanted to believe Armani would leave Fox Mulder alone after the designer promised to stop using fur — but with his fall collection, the truth is out there.

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  2. Rabbit and go

    If we were eco-bunnies that needed a name, we’d be Isis Silvertower and Kate Wetthighs. Oh, not that kind of bunny?

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  3. Less bounce for the ounce

    Who’s hit hardest by rising gas prices? Your dealer. The only thing gettin’ high is his fuel surcharge.

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  4. If it’s yellow …

    Rubber duckie, you’re the one / You make glacier research so much fun / Rubber duckie, we’re awfully fond of … ew.

  5. I’m too sexy for this car

    Nearly 90 percent of ladies get turned on by fuel efficiency, sez General Motors. Ergo, nearly 90 percent of ladies are “nice, no-makeup environmental women,” sez GM exec Bob Lutz. Talk about a crock of shit.