“I’m the owner, not the driver, so this is going to be interesting to say the least.”

Indeed:

Note the woman straddling the Killacycle. Note, shortly thereafter, the Killacycle embedded in the side of the van.

Middle-aged men should not be driving Killacycles. May you have a full and speedy recovery, Bill.

As for my A123 batteries, they just crossed the 1500 mile mark with no detectable performance loss. I’m also getting pretty good at popping wheelies.