He was drawn to the curve of her … handlebars. Also, her butt. | Credit: robertjosiah

Friends don't let friends drink and ride fixies. But friends also don't let friends drink Miller Lite, so they called it even. | Credit: incase

Who needs a helmet when you've got a Jack Russell Terrier? | Credit: Marc van Woudenberg

Juliette liked the helmet, in an ironic, that'll-do-you-a-fuck-lot-of-good sort of way. | Credit: erik.n

Frank was having a blissful afternoon until he realized a thief had made off with his double scoop. | Credit: Juan Pablo

Liz totally brought the wrong beer to her afternoon picnic date with Frank Booth. | Credit: Marc van Woudenberg

Foiled again! Next time, Jim would write down the time for the Critical Mass ride. | Credit: Jenene Chesbrough

Lydia needed the heels. She was already riding on flats. | Credit: Mikael Colville-Andersen

It would be well after dark before Bob realized he was in the wrong city. | Credit: Lambert Wolterbeek Muller

The hairdo burned a little, but it was the perfect complement to the meat dress. | Credit: Evan Leeson