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The Tesla Model S seats seven, you say, Tesla Motors? LIES. More liberal lies about electric vehicles! As this video will definitively prove, as long as you don’t mind carting a trunk full of kindergarteners, a back seat full of kindergarteners, with kindergarteners driving and kindergarteners in the engine, the Model S can seat 16. Probably 18 if you add the kindergarteners necessary to work the brake and accelerator.

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OK, so the Tesla’s carbon footprint may not be better than a Honda’s, but its potential as a clown car is unparalleled.

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