This is an old Louis C.K. bit, which means he’s not doing it anymore (dude recycles his material like NEVER — props). But it’s been given new life in an animation by John Roney. Which is good, because the people who are messing up the planet need to know that when God comes back they are gonna be in troublllllllllllllle.

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(Salty language, of course — it’s Louis C.K., guys — but that’s part of the fun.)

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