If it weren’t for some seriously nom-nom-y green Oscar noms, I’d be either A.) extremely embarrassed or B.) extremely pumped about the future of enviro films after watching the trailer for “Birdemic: Shock and Terror.” Or both.

What do you have to dread look forward to if you catch this latest internet fever?

“Woefully inept actors driv[ing] around in a blue Mustang for what seems like eternity while occasionally fumbling their way through a few lines about Global Warming while poorly animated .gif-birds float motionlessly and make terrible screeching noises.”

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Alex Blagg, blogger/sucker who actually watched the whole thing.

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Well? Don’t be a birdbrain, flock to the theaters to see what’s sure to be a cult hit! And, of course, have your hangers at the ready.


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