If peanut butter is chock full of peanuts, and PETA is chock full of vegans, then the only logical conclusion is that PETA Butter is chock full of vegans, no?
ilovepeanutbutter.com
A scrumptious new vegan delight, there’s no trans-fats and no cholesterol! And since PETA Butter is, presumably, made from vegans (rather than puppies or baby cows), it must be animal-friendly too.
Yum!
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