Bougie concerns about comfort and convenience are sort of the bane of the environmental movement … and the social justice movement … and the general not-being-an-annoying-brat movement. But hey, we all have days when we know people are starving in Africa but also WHY IS THE INTERNET SO SLOW I AM TRYING TO UPDATE MY NETFLIX QUEUE. So here is a kid who sounds like MC Paul Barman borrowing a concept from MC Frontalot (i.e., the nerdiest of nerdcores), giving sarcastic voice to all your White Whines.