“I’m holding a bowl of dirt up to my nose, in hopes of getting high on the fumes of my backyard compost pile.”

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That’s Pagan Kennedy’s lede for an Atlantic story on the mind-bending properties of M. vaccae, a compost-dwelling bacteria. We couldn’t really improve on it. But we can condense the dirty details of how to “huff the soil,” as she puts it.

The Science: M. vaccae increases serotonin and other happiness-making chemicals — it works like an anti-depressant.

The Straight-and-Narrow Technique: Get a serum of the stuff from a doctor.

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The DIY Technique: Extract compost from pile. Stir. Inhale.

Go to, hippies.