Spiders suck in prey with scary magnetic webs

Oh, was there a chance you WEREN'T gonna have nightmares tonight? You're welcome.


This weird-looking orca might actually be its own species

The Type D orca has a slightly hooked fin, snoutlike nose, and smaller white spot than other orcas. BUT WHAT WILL ITS RAPPER NAME BE?


Follow live tweets from the world’s first tweeting honey badger

Honey badger just don't care ... about anything except live-tweeting from the Johannesburg Zoo.


“Moose Sex Project” gives Canadian moose a red-light district

Nova Scotia moose are dying off, so an old guy donated some land for them to get jiggy.


Confused black bear breaks INTO zoo

Silly bear. Everyone knows you try to get OUT of the zoo.


Here is the Batman theme sung by actual bats

Da na na na na na na na BAT SOUNDS!


Watch a gorilla lose his cool with a bunch of bullying kids

We're enjoying this video in which jerky children get a well-deserved pants-peeing scare.


Doggie food truck trend refuses to die

Seven bucks on a treat for your pooch is NOTHING when you realize you get to scoop it up later, too.


Please do not shoot the world’s oldest wild bear

So 39 is now considered "old, old, old." Great. JUST GREAT.

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