Oh, was there a chance you WEREN'T gonna have nightmares tonight? You're welcome.
The Type D orca has a slightly hooked fin, snoutlike nose, and smaller white spot than other orcas. BUT WHAT WILL ITS RAPPER NAME BE?
Honey badger just don't care ... about anything except live-tweeting from the Johannesburg Zoo.
Nova Scotia moose are dying off, so an old guy donated some land for them to get jiggy.
Silly bear. Everyone knows you try to get OUT of the zoo.
Da na na na na na na na BAT SOUNDS!
We're enjoying this video in which jerky children get a well-deserved pants-peeing scare.
Seven bucks on a treat for your pooch is NOTHING when you realize you get to scoop it up later, too.
So 39 is now considered "old, old, old." Great. JUST GREAT.