Honey badger just don't care ... about anything except live-tweeting from the Johannesburg Zoo.
Nova Scotia moose are dying off, so an old guy donated some land for them to get jiggy.
Silly bear. Everyone knows you try to get OUT of the zoo.
Da na na na na na na na BAT SOUNDS!
We're enjoying this video in which jerky children get a well-deserved pants-peeing scare.
Seven bucks on a treat for your pooch is NOTHING when you realize you get to scoop it up later, too.
So 39 is now considered "old, old, old." Great. JUST GREAT.
Um, we CANNOT let global warming kill this crab named after David Hasselhoff's hairy chest.
A red panda named Rusty went missing at 6 last night. He's probably just in a tree somewhere and not running with a tough raccoon gang, but who knows.
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