Tyrants and murderers say the darnedest things. But sometimes they say perfectly natural, truthful things like “I need a sandwich,” or “epaulettes make me look skinny on camera,” or “I believe in global warming.” This last one made its way into Heartland’s climate-denying billboard campaign, and though we’re sure they’re tired of the endless mockery and derision it has brought them, we’re not! We made our own magic billboard with an endless supply of pure truth and homespun wisdom from more notorious killers, tyrants, and psychos. Give it a whirl!

P.S. Submit yours in the comments below. Maybe we’ll add ‘em!