1. Chia leader

    The grass is always greener on the other side of the Atlantic. And speaking of decorative planters: It’s O-O-O-bama!

  2. She’s a poet and didn’t gnaw it

    Two buses diverged on a road, and I / I bit the driver of the one less traveled by / And that has made all the difference.

  3. A cow by any udder name
    Cows with names make more milk, says a new study. And we’re pretty sure 982 009 103 981 038doesn’t count as a name.

  4. Garbage trick
    Guess it’s true what they say: One person’s trash truckis another’s treasure.

  5. There go our halftime plans

    Keep your organic Super Bowl tees on, fellas: Skittish censors cock-brocc’d PETA’s steamed-vegetable ad.