At five feet wide, it might not exactly fit on your Brooklyn fire escape. But it’s a lot quieter than most turbines/randy apartment neighbors (We’re talking to you, unit 309).
Is H&M demonstrating its long-term Commitment to Sustainability or trying to make you forget that clothes-shredding scandal?
Let The Onion, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Tina Fey, Al Gore, and even Will Ferrell as George Dubya distract you from our self-inflicted planetary incineration.
That’s WAY better than shooting a web outta your wrists or smashing things with a giant hammer.
And a goat thrown in for good measure.
Bike parking is way cheaper than car parking, encourages healthier living, and contributes to cleaner air.
Simply knock a hole in your ceiling (your landlady won’t mind), throw some glass up there, add some bungee cords, and voila!
The eCool stores 24 cans o’ brew underground, keeping them cool until your next barbecue or backyard picnic.
Does life start when a sperm high-fives an egg, or do they have to make out? Who cares? Climate change is WAY more fun to argue about!