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Bored with nude cycling antics? One-up those bitches with a cycling suit that makes it look like you’re riding around without your skin. Alternately, this is a good outfit for fans of House Bolton. (Yeah, that’s right, bet you thought I was done with the Game of Thrones references until after March 31, didn’t you? NO SUCH LUCK.)

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The MuscleSkinSuit series is the work of Polish designer Tomek Pietek, and it includes not only the full-body nightmare fuel seen above, but also a version with short pants and sleeves (so you can pretend someone flayed mainly your torso) and also arm-warmers and leg-warmers (for the somehow much more plausible scenario where someone excoriated only your extremities). Oh, and there’s a skeleton suit too! It’s certainly more interesting than the usual “neon yellow with brand names” fare, plus it saves you all that tedious mucking around in graveyards.

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