Yeah, I think I’m comfortable with this country’s research funding going towards developing android swaggerbots. As far as I’m concerned, this could be DARPA’s greatest achievement since the internet.
The company is hoping they can come up with something a little more creative and sustainable than the current plan of incineration, composting, or disposal.
Little did European explorers know that they only had to burn a shit ton of coal and then wait a bit in order to discover the fabled route.
Fox Nation declares that Ohio miners have "turned on" Obama after the mine workers' boss busses them to a Romney rally.
Great (literal!) strides in renewable energy are being made, by way of an emerging technology called footfall harvesting.
Apparently, the letter we presented yesterday showing a Paul Ryan request for stimulus funds was forged, since he says he never asked for stimulus funds.
The explosion appears to have been from a pressure build-up, as opposed to combustion.
Canada-based Enbridge illegally chopped down about 50 trees to make way for a tar-sands pipeline -- a replacement for the pipeline that caused the largest on-shore oil spill in U.S. history two years ago.
Bill and Melinda Gates host the Super Bowl for the toilet of the future, inspiring some seriously space-age concraptions.