We know that you don’t buy single-use plastic bottles if you can help it, but if you do happen to have one lying around, may we suggest this totally amazing way to reuse it?

(We can’t understand what this lady is saying either, but you don’t need to know Japanese Chinese [whoops, sorry! I said I didn't speak it!] to get the point. Watch — just watch! — what she does to this egg.)

Mm, I see some extra-fluffy pancakes with whipped-up, totally unadulterated egg whites in my very near future. Thanks, planet-destroying plastic bottles! Thanks, incomprehensible genius lady!