Bottled water is often just tap water in a bottle. But a new store -- excuse me, a new "water cafe" -- in the East Village is basing their entire business plan on that concept: They sell nothing but bottled tap water.
It's a little bit mystifying why anyone would buy a product available for free in EVERY SINGLE APARTMENT and EVERY SINGLE RESTAURANT and EVERY SINGLE PARK. But the proprietors of Molecule have a pitch, the Wall Street Journal reports. This tap water is no ordinary tap water. It’s tap water that’s been subjected to a bunch of BS quackery. And that’s expensive!
Not just any tap water, insist the owners of Molecule. They say the water streams through a $25,000 filtering machine that uses ultraviolet rays, ozone treatments and reverse osmosis in a seven-stage processing treatment to create what they call pure H2O.
In other words, they want to sell you perfectly good water that they make taste like nothing. Because that's what makes water taste good: all the stuff that's in it that's not hydrogen or oxygen.
These guys just moved a year or so ago to NYC from California, and one is a "former world champion boomerang player, musician and self-described social-justice activist." They're not buying the contention that NYC has some of the best tap water in the country. The owners say they "don't want chemicals in my water. I don't even want chlorine in my water." Don’t tell them H2O is a chemical formula, okay?