Russian inventor collective Konstantin Ivanov knows that what you want is really a rideable walking ostrich robot.
Conservationist Ocean Ramsey is living every week like it's Hitch a Ride on a Shark Week.
Bike to the park, set up shop, and slap your food of choice on this thing.
Sometimes all it takes to make your day is a small gesture of kindness -- a smile, a hug, a little present -- from a sloth.
Do you want a deep-fried snake with a printed-out picture of David Lee Roth stapled on it? Guy Fieri wants you to have one.
It's a vehicle powered on coffee. There's no annoying barista so you've got that going for you.
Morrissey is human and he wants the animals to be loved, which is why the Staples Center McDonald's will be closed during his concert.
Even when you're not getting all mushy-gushy about green space and its value, trees aren't luxuries. They're investments.
If you love biking so much that the idea of getting off your bike to do work makes your stomach curl just a little bit, here is your solution.