Getting a DUI after going out on a Monday night is pretty serious business already, and to do so with a hamster on your lap -- well, say what you want about Oregon resident Nicole Huey, 27, but she's clearly committed to the DUI lifestyle.
Officers pulled Huey over at around 12:30 a.m. Tuesday, and immediately saw the hamster. It then took three of them to get it out of the car. Mike Rowe, a spokesperson for the Beaverton, Ore., police department, wrote on the department's Facebook page that "It appeared that the hamster wanted to stay in the vehicle." With all due respect, Mr. Rowe, a) it weighs like three ounces and b) do you really think that hamsters "want" things? We're going to just assume you were trying to be funny. Like this video.