Maybe they can turn it all into ethanol, like they did with Four Loko.
This is not a "Congress is back in session" joke.
It's even grosser than it looks.
Thai artist Kittiwat Unarrom makes fake human-meat bread, so your entire panini can look like it came out of a Cronenberg film.
Pretty soon we won't even have to bathe. We'll just walk around in our odor-absorbing clothes, giggling to ourselves that no one knows how disgusting we are.
DIY the shit out of your life. Simultaneously inform all potential friends and suitors that you're annoying and probably just talk about food all the time.
It’s a lot more accurate than guidebooks are.
This was particularly nice of them because it's so easy to make water jokes about their beer.
Last week, Mozambique (that's in East Africa, kids) declared more than 4,000 square miles of coastal waters a Marine Protected Area.