We are not making this up: that is what scientists at Clarkson University and the University of Vermont College of Medicine call them.
A woman in Florida tried to ride a manatee and people were pissed. Lots of them took photos of her so she had no choice but to turn herself in.
New Yorkers can now sell fancy booze in the places where they sell fancy vegetables and coffee.
This beer is made with fresh, natural, locally-sourced bull gonads. Testes great, less filling!
Remember that 10,000 pounds of stolen maple syrup? It's been found -- in a maple syrup processing facility. Uh, how did they recognize it?
Leave it to Paris to put together the most luxurious rail car you've ever seen.
These ducks were rescued from a hoarder, and they'd never even seen a pond. But they take to it like a ... well, you know.
Seahorses aren't as exotic as you think -- some of them live off the coast of Brooklyn, where I assume they have their own subway.
Warning: Not suitable for people who don't know how Photoshop works.
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