As Dave Roberts pointed out when the trailer was released, the upcoming Lorax movie is an insult to all that's good and holy. The original Seuss tale is bleak, sure, but bleak with a purpose: it's a parable about greed, exploitation, and the consequences of environmental rapaciousness. It does not feature the Polyphonic Spree.
Well, turns out it's not just thirtysomething curmudgeons like Dave and me who find the Lorax movie plans pukey. A group of fourth graders from Brookline, Mass. has drafted a petition asking Hollywood to reinstate the original book's environmental themes.