It was kind of an odd week. (Last week: foxes, kittens, and panties.)

Facebook is afraid of boobies — even if they’re just the bird kind:

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Big Coal will have to stop brainwashing Illinois children:

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Mischa Barton of The O.C. is starring in a fracking movie about zombies:

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KFC is making deep-fried soup:

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Birds like their mates to smell good:

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Sea otters are adorable AND will help clean up the ocean:

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David Roberts wrote his last post before his yearlong hiatus:

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