Time to get naked and start a fight. (Last week: fear, loathing, and Honey Boo-Boo.)

Blood worms are showing up in Oklahoma’s tap water:

Glenn Beck will fire you for using CFLs:

Man wakes up with a ladyfox in bed where his girlfriend should be:

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Kittens delayed the New York subway:

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Cycling panties are cute and cushion your sexy bits:

Supposedly your dishwasher can cook your dinner as it washes dishes:

Guy steals girl’s bike, and then she steals it right back:

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