Sure, that bike is nice, but wouldn’t you rather have a unicorn?
We’ve all been there. You’re trying to sell a really nice bike to a dude who seems really interested, and then OF COURSE some jackass shows up with a unicorn and the whole deal goes sour. Sure, it has some nice features like wish-granting and shooting rainbows out of its horn, but the bike has a titanium frame! Ugh, unicorns ruin everything.
Cool Unicorn Bruv, Comedic Short About a Unicorn Salesman Screwing up a Bicycle Sale, Laughing Squid.