We’ve all been there. You’re trying to sell a really nice bike to a dude who seems really interested, and then OF COURSE some jackass shows up with a unicorn and the whole deal goes sour. Sure, it has some nice features like wish-granting and shooting rainbows out of its horn, but the bike has a titanium frame! Ugh, unicorns ruin everything.

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This particular examination of unicorns’ ruining powers was directed by awesomely named London filmmaker Ninian Doff, and it’s called “Cool Unicorn Bruv,” and it can fly and shit.

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