He would have needed a stage name
Brad’s not the only one who digs green building — his brother’s joining him to support a hometown eco-stadium. The groundbreaking was just the other day … you might say officials Doug a Pitt.
A-hunting we won’t go
Your trophy room never looked so good. Just don’t bore everyone with the story of how you stalked the wild beast with scissors and Scotch tape.
Filibuster busters
Faced with a recite-the-whole-bill threat from Republicans, House Dems hired a speed reader. Hilarity ensued when, zipping through page 523, he said “Maxwan-Warkey” by mistake.
Have you haired the news?
German-auto heavyweight Daimler invested in Tesla. Which is too bad — we were really hoping they’d get behind Whitesnake.
My sister’s leaker
Vogueing in vegan shoes we can get behind. But talking up her poos? Cam-Cam, you didn’t need to drop that knowledge.
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