There have been a lot of apologies flying around this week. BP CEO Tony Hayward to the U.S. people. Rep. Joe Barton (R-TX) to Hayward and BP. Now it’s Twitter’s (and your) turn to tell BP just how totally sorry it is for everything. It’s been a rough week.

Kanye BPDrogoBoffin via Twitter@DrogoBoffin: #Imsorrybp That Kanye called you out.

@itwaschris: #ImsorryBP for not giving you your props for the 8 other oil rigs you operate that are hardly leaking at all.

@chrisbaskind: We Gulf Coast residents should quit whining and realize it’s not an oil spill. It’s BP’s new home delivery program. #Imsorrybp

@oenolicious: #ImSorryBP I didn’t realize that you were working to stop the immigration of Gulf of Mexico water with your oil slicks.

@oenolicious: #ImSorryBP My previous comments were a misconstrued misconstruction. See. Your oil well wasn’t the only misconstruction.

@oenolicious: #ImSorryBP That people keep referring to the Exxon Valdez spill in reference to your spill. It isn’t fair. You totally kick Valdez’s butt.

@expatina: #ImSorryBP for not appreciating how much easier it is to barbecue pre-oiled shrimp. And can I add Thank You?

@bendicoot: #ImSorryBP that I ride my bike to work. If I bought more gas maybe you could afford safety measures.

@TarenSK: i’m sorry i took the last golf balls to the course with me, instead of leaving them with you to try to plug the hole. #imsorrybp

@YesBiscuit: #ImSorryBP that all the uppity wildlife conservations have abandoned you. Saving the Gulf Walrus is all up to YOU now.

See more on http://apologizetobp.com/ and on Twitter. And submit your own apology to BP here.


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