Max Kraushaar has ridden his fixie right out of an episode of Portlandia to bring you some lemon meringue.

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It’s like a hipster Mad Lib: Skinny guy with [handlebar mustache/fedora/giant glasses] delivers [pie/cupcakes/pot brownies] on a [bicycle/bicycle/bicycle]. In this case, the skinny dude is a University of Washington student named Max, the cranial accessory is glasses, and the confection of choice is pie, recently dubbed the new hotness by the always-with-it New York Times. The total package, of course, is called the Piecycle. Inevitably.

Perhaps you’re wondering if he has vegan options. Does the hipster Pope wear a lumberjack hat?

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