A "techno party" in Switzerland may have killed a dolphin at a nearby aquarium. The dolphin declined and died suddenly over the course of a couple of hours, and animal protection groups are concerned that loud music from the 16-hour party, which was less than 60 yards from the facility, stressed the animal to death. Or possibly it just really, REALLY wasn't into techno.

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The local veterinary authority is saying that the music wasn't loud enough to kill anything:

[T]he Veterinary Office from canton Thurgau saw no reason to ban the party, arguing that the facility where it would take place was built in such a way that the noise from outside would not prove a disturbance. In a pre-party statement, the office said there was no proof that exposure to loud noises for a few hours would affect the well-being of the dolphins.

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Seriously, though, did you have any idea techno music could even potentially kill dolphins, to the point where veterinary offices have to release statements saying that they're pretty sure a few hours will be fine? That is either a serious indictment of the effect of human influence on our environment, or some hardcore music snobbery.