This is real. Comedian Kyle Kinane spotted it while driving through the wasteland of unconquerable vacuity known as Southern California. The place is called Sunlounge, and it has a website and a Yelp page full of catty reviews from people who love to tan.

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Sunlounge says it gets 15 to 30 percent of the power it uses from solar panels on its roof. Here is a diagram of the energy transformations involved.

Sunlight
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Solar Panels
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Inverter
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Tanning bed
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High-maintenance customers' burgeoning melanomas

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Needless to say, at least three of those steps are completely superfluous. Next time, the owners might want to think twice before borrowing their business model from a Photoshop contest.