New spoof site: Cheat Neutral

Q) What is “Cheat Offsetting”?

When you cheat on your partner you add to the heartbreak, pain and jealousy in the atmosphere.

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Cheatneutral offsets your cheating by funding someone else to be faithful and not cheat. This neutralises the pain and unhappy emotion and leaves you with a clear conscience.

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Q) Can I offset all my cheating?

First you should look at ways of reducing your cheating. Once you’ve done this you can use Cheatneutral to offset the remaining, unavoidable cheating.