Paula Deen.Photo: Chase McAlpinePaula Deen, TV food personality

It’s not this Food Network star’s cooking that we object to — we’ve got nothing against deep-fried balls of butter. No, it’s her shameless shilling for giganto pork producer Smithfield, another of our villains, despite the company’s miserable environmental record and union-squashing tactics. Dame Paula says her sponsor has nothing to apologize for and nor does she, as Smithfield shares “my family values and traditions.” Maybe Deen was raised by Attila the Hun?